Opinion: Great times are on their way, says Brasher Falls man
It looks like great times are a-coming.
Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez is leading the way into green paradise. In the first place her name is so long that in the interest of saving ink it has been reduced to AOC.A lot of black ink contains carbon. Good move. She sees that we will all be gone in twelve years if we don’t chop up our airplanes and quit chopping up cows. Cows think this is a great move!
Then she is planning to provide a living income to those who do not want to work. About time! But where was AOC back when I wanted to amount to nothing. Timing is everything.
So the way it looks is that if you aren’t greeted with a birthday abortion when you come into this world, you will be born retired. In fact your AARP membership number will be printed right on your birth certificate.
You might not be able to go anywhere or eat, but at least the oceans won’t be thirty feet higher, and Al Gore won’t have to wear water wings in bed in his home on the beach in Malibu.
Things are looking up, I tell you!
William C. Lewis