In response to “Restaurant Resolution”, this is the 21st Century and everything is going paperless these days in order to save money and time. However since it appears to be a problem, the solutions are clear. Simply order take-out food only so you can inspect the food you’re paying for first. Then you can eat it in your car before it gets cold. The other solution is simply stay home and eat. Either way the overworked underpaid waitress or waiter won’t miss you at all and you can keep your tip.