BRASHER FALLS -- St. Lawrence Central Elementary pre-kindergarten shared their turkey cooking and preparation instructions recently as part of a class assignment.

Readers should take this interesting advice at their own risk.

• “You get a turkey at a farm then you can cook it in the oven for 13 minutes. Then you cut it. Then you eat it with your mouth.” - Keeley-Rose Auer

• “You get it at a farm or a store. Then you cut it. You eat it after you put it in the oven. Sometimes an egg grows in it. Then you eat it. If you don’t want to eat it you can throw it away. If you want to save it, put it in the fridge.” - Emalynn Arquiett

• “I put it in the toaster. I put it on a plate. Then I just eat it. - Adalyn Bedard

• “You can cook it with the oven. You take it out then eat it with forks and spoons.” - Nova Deon

• “I can make it with beans. Mom just cuts it with a knife from my house. I make the colored leaves up and mix it up.” - Jack LaBier

• “I would get it from a farmer. I would cut the head off it and put it in the oven. I would cook it 15 minutes. Then I would eat it with a fork.” - Wyatt Phippen

• “I would get it at the store and I would cook it in the oven. Then Mommy would cut it up and I would eat it and it would be yummy. I would lick it first because that’s why we have tongues, to lick.” - Lexi Griffith

• “I make a turkey. I cook it and I eat it.” - Ava Gagne

• “I get it in the paper. Put it in and make it and shake it. Then you swallow it and jump.” - Mason Bodway

• “Get it from the store then get it hot from the heater. Then cook it. Then eat it with a fork.” - Zaydin Snyder

• “Get it at the store. Cook it by myself. Put pepper on it and salt. Cook it in the oven for 20 seconds. Then cut it when I grow up. I’m going to have a baby in my belly when I grow up too. Then I eat it.” - Zoey LaMotte

• “I get it at the store. Then I cook it in the stove for probably 30 seconds. Then eat it with a fork and stuffing” - Gianna Camidge

• “I put it in the oven then put it in the microwave. Then bring it home with you and eat it.” - Preston Larabay

• “Get it in the woods. Then cook it in a stove for 117 minutes. Then eat it with ketchup.” - Ashton Dewey

• “Get it from Walmart. Then cook it in the oven for a little while. Then put it in the microwave. Then eat it and cook noodles and hot dogs.” - Bryson Rafter

• “Get it from a store. Bring it home. Cook it in the stove in the middle. Take it out of the oven. Put it in the pan then put it in the fridge. Then take it out.” - Trayvonn Roberts

• “Get it in the woods. I cook it for 15 minutes then I eat it.” - Piper Johnson

• “Go to the store and buy the turkey then mommy gets a pan and cooks it for a long time. Then it’s done.” - Zoey Pate