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Opinion: Brisk business burying gunshot victims, says Brasher Falls man

Posted 9/17/18

To the Editor: It is quite the learning experience to observe the antics of the anti-Liberty crowd and their minions in the Senate during the Judge Kavanaugh confirmation hearings. It is always great …

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Opinion: Brisk business burying gunshot victims, says Brasher Falls man

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To the Editor:

It is quite the learning experience to observe the antics of the anti-Liberty crowd and their minions in the Senate during the Judge Kavanaugh confirmation hearings.

It is always great to learn something you didn’t know and I sure did that when our beloved Senator Gillibrand stated that if Judge Kavanaugh makes it onto the Supreme Court women will die.

I was under the impression that women were dying on a regular basis. According to the good Senator they’ve been living forever. Who knew?

The question is: Where have these missing women gone? Maybe the Senator spirited them off to whatever planet she came from and they are living happily ever after out of the evil reach of Judge Kavanaugh.

I think that a more important question is: What future justice wannabe can we prevent from getting on the Supreme Court so that men can live forever?

Of course, that would be bad for the undertakers. They would all have to move to Chicago or some other area of extreme gun control where they could do a brisk business burying gun shot victims.

William C. Lewis

Brasher Falls